Brainstorming plots consequences style

1. Pope Benedict the 3rd and The Virgin Mary, met at church where they were talking about life.
2. Neds eyes opened, as he looked around all he could see was milkmen and it was clear that Ned was in deep shizzle. He heard a banging noise, but where was it coming from? As he set off to explore the noise, he slipped on a pool of liquid. He was getting angry and was worried about getting stabbed and mugged. Just then a huge, one million legged spider appeared and then he was knocked to the ground where they unconcious.